Pantalones Ajustados como nunca los habías visto [WTF]

A primera vista, Leslie Hall se ve como cualquier mujer gringa común, su aspecto físico no iría acorde a alguien que baila presumiendo sus Body Rolls (así llama a sus lonjas) con ayuda de sus pantalones ajustados, muy ajustados. Y no conforme con ésto, decide hacer una canción al respecto donde nos presume  su experiencia en un bosque de trolls, mujeres tigre y danza sin control.

Ella es la lider de una banda, llamada Leslie & the LY’s, fundada en 2004 en Ames, Iowa. Han hecho giras, ha salido en VH1 y hasta en Yo Gabba Gabba. Cabe mencioar que Leslie es la fundadora del “Museo móvil del sweater con gemas”, que es también el vehículo oficial de la banda, museo y tienda de regalos. Navegando por su página, se ve que REALMENTE le gustan los sweaters con gemas y los pantalones ajustados.

Sin más preámbulos, los dejo con su famosa canción y video titulado “TIGHT PANTS/BODY ROLLS“, y abajo les dejo la letra para que no se pierdan detalle alguno. Después de ver el video, creo que usaré pantalones ajustados para gobernar todo. ¡Ah! Prepárense para el GUADEFÓ.

I was walking through the forest of Moccasin breath
when I saw a troll boy wearing tight pants
I want to own them, but can you even dance in those pants?
“Watch me, woman!”

They made him move like a vessel of shimmy,
All sweet and tender like a tiny baby kitty.
I need to get some! Put my body in them, then I will rule the land!!

Is that an angel baby? No! That’s his dance moves! Yes!
Watch my lady honey grooves! Feed me lots of Jamba Juice!
Call me lady tiger, but I never eat my young, no!
My legs in those pants, a dream! When I would move, I’d scream:

Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!
High kicks!
High kicks!
This is how we do it!

Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!
High kicks!
High kicks!
This is how we do it!

I begged that boy to make me some
Gotta dance like that where I come from
Grab a partner form a line
Cut and stitch and make ‘em shine
Work that elastic it’s looking fantastic
P-p-please stitch ‘em pretty ‘cause my body can’t handle that
It’s just the power of the lycra
Tickles my tigra
Let me get inside of ‘em and stretch, stretch, stretch!

And tell yourself you’re a vessel of shimmy
And activate your dance floor kitty

When I place my legs in a cage of spandex
I dance like hell to release the madness
Watch my feet pound holes in plywood
Watch my hips crush plates of baked goods

Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!
High kicks!
High kicks!
This is how we do it!

Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!
High kicks!
High kicks!
This is how we do it!

‘Twas the last stitch on the final seam
He placed onto me, my leg hairs quivered and screamed
I know I needed them more than ever
But then he looked at my legs and said “NEVER!”
I was already wearing tight pants
I just did not activate them!

WOW!

I’m a dance floor tiger lady pumping everything she has
Touching every single lad
Rubbing every lady gland
Work that dance floor they may vote you mayor jazz
One day have a plaque that says “She wore the tightest of pants”

Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!
High kicks!
High kicks!
This is how we do it!

Watch out for my body rolls!
Watch out for my body rolls!
High kicks!
High kicks!
This is how we do it!

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